Trying to Upset an Irishman…
Three Englishmen were over in Dublin for an international rugby match.
Later that evening they were in a pub.
They saw Paddy over in the corner minding his own
business having a quiet drink. "Let’s
see if we can upset Paddy over there" one of the Englishmen said to
his friends.
With that he went over to
Paddy and said, "I understand that
your St. Patrick was as thick as two short planks". Paddy merely
nodded his head and said "Is that
so?"
The second Englishman
came over and said, "I believe that
St. Patrick was an out and out Protestant?’. Paddy
again nodded and merely said "Is
that so?"
The two went back to
their friend and he said, "I’ll show
you how to really annoy an Irishman. Watch this". With that he went
over to Paddy and said, "Did you
know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"
Paddy merely nodded his
head and quietly said "Sure now,
isn’t that exactly what your two friends were trying to tell me’….
--------Mike-------
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