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Tuesday, 23 July 2019

Bless Me Father......


Problems on Friday…


John Murphy, a Protestant moved into a large Catholic neighbourhood.

On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his barbeque grill. Meanwhile, all his neighbours were cooking fish or good old-fashioned eggs in accordance with the Church’s rule on fasting – with no meat on Lenten Fridays.

This went on Friday after Friday.  Halfway through Lent, the neighbourhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John - he was tempting them to eat forbidden meat each Friday, and they couldn't take it anymore.

They decided to try and convince John to become a Catholic. They went over to his house and having spoken to him they were delighted when he decided to join all of his neighbours and become a Catholic.

They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkled some Holy water over him, and said, "Bless you my son: You were born a Protestant, you were raised a Protestant, and now you are a Catholic".  

The men were so relieved, now that their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.

The final Lenten Friday arrived.  Just at supper time, when the neighbourhood was sitting down to their fish or egg dinners, they became aware of the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill.

The neighbourhood men could not believe their noses!  What was John up to now? They called each other up and decided to meet over at John's house to see if he had forgotten. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water.

He was sprinkling some water over his huge steak on the barbeque, saying, "Bless you: You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." 





---------Mike--------

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