Paddy's Divorce....
Mary was seeking a divorce from Paddy and went to see a solicitor.
The solicitor began to ask questions and take some notes. He asked Mary ‘Did he ever use violence against you?’ ‘Oh, no’ replied Mary, ‘he’s as gentle as a lamb’.
‘And has he ever been unfaithful?’ he asked. ‘Now we might have him there’ replied Mary ‘I know for a fact that he is not the father of my last child’.
‘And what about sexual relations?’ he asked. ‘Infrequently’ replied Mary. ‘Now’ asked the solicitor ‘would that be one word or two?
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